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mind your manners
I like polite kids. I do. I like it when they look at me and talk to me and answer when they’re spoken to. I’m not too hung up on ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ but I appreciate them and certainly … Continue reading
on birthdays
I’m a big fan of birthdays. I’m not a big fan of birthday parties. With kindergarten and pre-school come birthday invitations. We’ve had five in the last month. Here’s what each entails: Check the calendar, see if we’re free. Figure … Continue reading
the wood pile
The kids found a wood pile in our neighbour’s back drive. The tree grew at a very odd angle that sent large branches very low over the neighbour’s parking spot. Presumably this was a point of contention between the two … Continue reading
mommy brain
I know how many days it’s been since your last bath and whether or not we washed your hair. I know when you last ate vegetables. I know how many cookies you’ve had. No matter where I am in the … Continue reading
never say never
Two new toys. The last toys I thought would ever cross the threshold of our house. Two of them. And I bought them myself. Akka has shown a passing interest in Barbies. I always scoffed at them and, being no … Continue reading
broken wand
Akka got a magic wand for Christmas. I embraced the girly toys to the extent that I could and got her a tiara, a wand, fairy wings and a pair of long white gloves. The wand was a big hit. … Continue reading
a good day
Today I had a meeting for my new consulting gig. I got up, tried on my suit, felt briefly elated at how well it fit until I realized it wasn’t my sleek, fitted, pre-child suit, it was my fat suit. … Continue reading
how we saved $159.99
We moved into this house three weeks before Akka was born. We set up our room, the kitchen, and whatever else we had time for. We never set up a baby’s room because K’s parents were coming to visit a … Continue reading
when bad children happen to good apartments
For now we live in a rented three-bedroom apartment on the top of a six-storey building. All the buildings in our neighbourhood are six-storey apartments. They’re full of families. The architecture and demographics go a long way to explaining why … Continue reading
eliminations
When you’re three, bums are hilarious. The mere words ” pee poo bum bum” are Akka’s favorite joke right now. She livens up dinner parties by trotting in, sticking her bum out, naming it, and shrieking with laughter. I get … Continue reading